$MORK / ROYAL NOTICE 001

MORK

KING OF NOTHING

STILL KING.

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MORK sitting proudly on his trash-can throne

kingdom operational
probably

OUT OF ORDER

MORK inside an old arcade claw machine

40 TICKETS

EMPLOYEE FILE / DO NOT PROMOTE

WHO IS MORK?

Mork worked the night shift at a dying arcade.

One night he found a plastic crown inside a broken prize machine.

It cost about 40 tickets.

He put it on.

He's been king ever since.

PROPERTY OF THE CROWN

ROYAL INVENTORY

Plastic crown

THE CROWN

40 tickets. priceless.

Broken laptop

ROYAL ADVISOR

cracked screen

Dirty mug

THE CHALICE

do not rinse

Cleaning cart

TRANSPORT

one bad wheel

Cold fries

PROVISIONS

found near skee-ball

Folding chair

GUEST THRONE

chair broke

Trash bag

ROYAL LINENS

still warm

Pocket money

TREASURY

financial situation unclear

NIGHT STAFF

MORK'S DAILY SCHEDULE

11:47 AM: wake up
12:03 PM: check kingdom
12:04 PM: everything bad
12:05 PM: go back to sleep

royal meeting cancelled

MORK sleeping on a pile of trash

Z
Z
Z

OFFICIAL RESPONSE TO ALL SETBACKS

STILL KING.

LAPTOP DEAD.

MORK at a dead laptop

STILL KING.

WALLET EMPTY.

MORK holding an empty wallet

STILL KING.

CROWN BROKEN.

MORK repairing his crown with tape

STILL KING.

SLEEPING ON TRASH.

MORK sleeping on trash

STILL KING.

POCKET AUDIT

ROYAL TREASURY

CURRENT BALANCE$17.42

FOUND UNDER
ARCADE MACHINE$3.00

FRIES-$4.69

KINGDOM VALUEpriceless probably

MORK sleeping on an enormous imaginary pile of money

DO NOT SORT

ROYAL ARCHIVES

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MORK standing with his crown

FINAL ROYAL DECREE

MORK

KING OF NOTHING

STILL KING.

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